ARIZONA PIE.

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Via My name is Skrillex. /shot/

girlsbydaylight:

petitetiaras:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

If there was any justice in this world, this would exist in fic form, too.


Via Yay~!




simpledisneythings:

Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.


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bendydickcumonmyback:

There once was a man Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

He woke with a fright

In the middle of the night

To find that his dream

Had come true

(Source: killthefuckinglights)

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ask-maria-the-dark-demon-angel:

askdazydiscord:

changellingsupporter:

chrisdomz:

Tumblr why are you breaking my gifs

LOL

Did I ever say Luna was best Princess? She sooooo is. 

FALCON PUNCH!!! :3


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sobbbbb

i wanna though D8

im down for the beetless



(Source: ForGIFs.com)



phobs-heh:

typette:

whaoanon:

danaterrace:

3rd year film from SVA. Done in roughly 8 weeks from start to finish. Thanks to everyone who helped and supported me! <3

WOW CUTE WOW CUTE WOW CUTE

aahahaha those super-high pants 

dude, I want to make something like this one day.

aaaaaw ;____;


Via quinoa manor


milesjai:

oh my god.

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)


AnUnfinishedCanvas: Some Fun Sing-A-Long Songs

wifeyviolet:

Tarzan:

  • Two Worlds
  • You’ll Be In My Heart
  • Stranger Like Me
  • Son of a Man
  • Trashin’ The Camp (doo bad di shoo)

Beauty and the Beast (1 & 2):

  • Something There
  • Stories
  • Beauty and The Beast
  • Belle’s Song (Little Town)
  • Be Our Guest
  • Gaston
  • As Long As There’s Christmas
  • Don’t Fall In Love

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